THE SHIT WINE GUIDE

The Guide

Classification architecture.

Proprietary analytical frameworks for contemporary classification.

Frameworks

Six instruments of classification

SWA

Structural Wine Alignment

Assesses the structural coherence of a wine against its contemporary positioning environment.

IVP

Integrated Vintage Positioning

Integrates vintage-level signals into a unified positioning architecture.

RSC

Regional Sensory Consistency

Measures cross-regional consistency of dynamic sensory intelligence.

MBC

Multidimensional Bottle Classification

Classifies bottles across multiple contextual dimensions.

BAI

Bottle Alignment Index

Expresses alignment between a bottle and its venue environment.

WPS

Wine Positioning Score

The proprietary composite of positioning convergence.

The Shit Wine Index

Rankings across the Guide’s four principal metrics

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