THE SHIT WINE GUIDE

Membership & Accreditation

Associate yourself with a degree of seriousness.

Six tiers of membership, from Individual to Fellowship, and an Advanced Accreditation for qualified assessors.

The tiers

Six ways to belong

Contributions are expressed in the Institution’s own units. No payment is taken on this site.

Individual

Individual Membership

Associate

For the individual who has formed opinions and wishes them witnessed.

180annual contribution units
  • Quarterly Intelligence Digest
  • Access to the Archive of Qualified Opinion (reading room)
  • Member’s lapel pin
  • Invitation to the Annual Convocation (standing room)

Eligibility. Open to any individual of demonstrated palate conviction.

Professional

Professional Membership

Member

For practitioners whose work depends upon being listened to.

460annual contribution units
  • All Associate benefits
  • Full Research Library access, including white papers
  • Preferential Academy enrolment
  • Right to use the post-nominal MSWG

Eligibility. Three years’ professional practice and two referees.

Executive

Executive Membership

Senior Member

For senior leaders with responsibility for portfolios, boards or large rooms.

1,150annual contribution units
  • All Member benefits
  • Seat at the Executive Roundtable
  • Quarterly briefing with the Division
  • Access to the Chairman’s Pause (by appointment)

Eligibility. Executive role and nomination by an existing Member.

Institutional

Institutional Membership

Corporate Member

For organisations seeking to be associated with a degree of seriousness.

6,400annual contribution units
  • Up to forty named delegates
  • Co-branded Intelligence Reports
  • Annual institutional audit
  • Entry in the Register of Institutional Members

Eligibility. Registered organisation and a letter of intent.

Fellowship

Fellowship Status

Fellow

For those who have made a distinguished contribution to the vocabulary of wine.

By election
  • All Executive benefits
  • Post-nominal FSWG
  • Place at the High Table
  • A cork bearing the Fellow’s name

Eligibility. By election of the Council, following a nomination, a seconding and a pause.

Advanced Accreditation

Advanced Accreditation

Accredited Assessor

For assessors qualified to perform the Seven Pours at the highest standard.

Examination
  • Authority to perform assessments in the Institution’s name
  • Place on the Register of Accredited Assessors
  • Annual re-examination
  • Eligibility for the Tolliver Medal

Eligibility. Level 4 qualification and a successful viva voce.

Comparison

What each tier provides

BenefitIndividualProfessionalExecutiveInstitutionalFellowshipAccreditation
Quarterly Intelligence Digest✓✓✓✓✓✓
Research LibraryReading roomFullFullFullFullFull
Academy enrolmentStandardPreferentialPriorityCohort accessPriorityPriority
Executive Roundtable——✓✓✓—
Post-nominals—MSWGSMSWG—FSWGAA
Council ConvocationStanding roomSeatedSeatedDelegationHigh TableSeated
Assessment authority—————✓

Application process

Seven stages of admission

From a modest expression of interest to the Member’s Oath.

  1. 1

    Preliminary Expression of Interest

    The applicant submits a statement of not more than 300 words expressing interest, and not more than 40 expressing confidence.

  2. 2

    Initial Eligibility Review

    The Membership Office reviews the statement for consistency, conviction and the absence of exclamation marks.

  3. 3

    Referee Consultation

    Two referees are consulted. Neither is told what for.

  4. 4

    The Committee Pause

    The Membership Committee considers the application in a pause of not less than forty seconds.

  5. 5

    Candidate Interview

    A short, formal conversation in which the applicant is asked to describe a wine without using the words “nice,” “good” or “interesting.”

  6. 6

    Provisional Admission

    The applicant is admitted provisionally for twelve months and observed.

  7. 7

    Confirmation and Induction

    Confirmation is followed by induction, a lapel pin and the Member’s Oath, which is brief.

Preliminary eligibility review

Find the tier that finds you

Answer four questions. The review is conducted entirely on this page and recorded nowhere.

Common enquiries

Is membership accredited by an external body?

No. The Institution is its own external body.

Can I resign?

Yes. A Letter of Respectful Departure must be submitted and will be read in a pause.

What does the lapel pin look like?

It is a small, tasteful glass in burgundy and gold. It has been described, by those who own one, as “pinnable.”

How long does an application take?

Between six weeks and an indefinite period, depending on the committee’s mood.

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