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Portrait of Dr. Anselm Voskuijlen

The Quantifier

Dr. Anselm Voskuijlen

Global Director of Wine Intelligence

27 years in the international wine industry

“Every bottle is a data point that has not yet been asked the right question.”

Biography

Dr. Anselm Voskuijlen leads the International Wine Intelligence Division, a team of one hundred and eighteen analysts, nine statisticians and a single, highly valued librarian. He is the principal designer of the Wine Positioning Score and the originator of the Voskuijlen Smoothing, a technique by which an unpleasant data point is reconciled with its neighbours until it is no longer unpleasant.

Dr. Voskuijlen trained as a sensory statistician and spent the first decade of his career in the Halvorsen Institute’s Department of Aroma Quantification, where he produced the first longitudinal study of whether a sniff, repeated, remains the same sniff. He is renowned for the clarity of his presentations, which typically begin with the sentence “I should first caveat,” and conclude eleven caveats later with a figure to one decimal place.

Career history

  • 2014–present
    Global Director of Wine IntelligenceThe Shit Wine Guide
  • 2008–2014
    Head of Quantitative Palate ResearchValmere Institute of Sensory Metrics
  • 2003–2008
    Senior Fellow, Aroma QuantificationHalvorsen Institute of Sensory Sciences
  • 1999–2003
    Research AssociateUniversity of Northern Ashmere
  • 1997–1999
    Statistical OfficerBureau of Vintage Reconciliation

Personal philosophy

Every bottle is a data point that has not yet been asked the right question.

Professional achievements

  • Designed the Wine Positioning Score now used across all Institution reporting
  • Led the 22-month Longitudinal Sniff Study (n = 4,118 sniffs)
  • Reduced the Division’s typical report turnaround from nine months to eight and a half

Industry contributions

  • Originator of the Voskuijlen Smoothing
  • Methodologist for the International Wine Quality Index
  • Chair of the Index Integrity Working Group

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